WHEELCHAIRS YOU WISH YOU HAD!!!

AERODYNAMIC LAND JET! GUARANTEED ASS!

IT'S A UFO! IT'S AN ALIEN! IT'S HANDLES LIKE A SHOPPING CART! MAKE 90 DEGREE ANGLES AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT! CROP CIRCLES? SHIT YEAH!

TAKE A SHIT, MOW THE LAWN, PERM YOUR HAIR!

THE HAWKSTER!

WHICH

LEADS

TO

ASS!

(what swagger)

THE MFFT! MOTHER FUCKING FLAME THROWER!

WHEN I LEFT I WAS BUT THE LEANER. NOW I AM THE ROLLER!

FEAR!

WHAT'S A MOSH PIT WITHOUT A WHEELCHAIR?!? NOT A MOSH PIT!!!

GO COMPLETELY FUCKING GAGA OVER THIS GAGA

SET OF MECHANICAL ADVANTAGE SPOKESTERS!!!

MA=Fb/Fa=a/b+BONER!

DEMONSTRATE YOUR WHEELATUDE LIKE THIS 

BADASS MIDGET TAKING HIS FREAK

FOR A WALK! FFS!

PATIO CHAIR POWER!

MAKE STEPS YOUR BITCH!

TAKE ON A TRI-OVAL WALL AT 200 MPH IN THIS #3 

DALE EARNHARDT CRIMPED OUT CHARIOT!

THE WHACKED BY JASON SERIES 9000 -

 CAPABLE OF HANDLING 48 STEPS BACKWARDS!!!

KAPOW!!! FUCKERS!!! A CHAIR YOU'D ACTUALLY BREAK YOUR LEGS FOR!

THE FUTURE OF CANINE RACING!!!

DROP A $5 SPOT AND HAVE A BEER, HAVE A LAUGH!

WALKING IS FOR CHUMPS!

TIRED OF BULLSHIT? THIS SEARCH AND DESTROY MOBILE UNIT

EASILY JUSTIFIES ITS EXISTENCE!

THE WALL-E WHEELED TANK!

THE 3 WHEELED CHICK MAGNET!

TRADE IN THOSE 72 VIRGINS ON THIS

BEAST AND HARNESS THE RAYS OF SOL!

and last but not least...

THE STUNT DRUNK!

Alright enough.

I gotta go.

AGENT NEPTUNE